I know. We all like to think that if we were Soul Reapers in Bleach we'd all have cool zanpakutos with awesome powers and achieve bankai in three days, and be powerful enough to vanquish captains left and right. But really. Take a good look at yourself. Bankai? I don't think so! I mean, you're hanging around the intarwebz doing random blog memes, after all. Face the facts, bub, like most of the rest of us, you're one of the...

Zanpakutō ("soul-cutting sword") are the blades carried by shinigami/Soul Reapers in the manga and anime titled Bleach by Tite Kubo. I refer you to the Wikipedia page on zanpakutō for further explanation, if you need it.

Other random generators I've done that you might enjoy:

• Cool Bits Random Story Generator - stories cobbled together out of people's cool bits.
• Random Art Prompts Generator - for those times when you don't know what to draw.
• Random Zanpakutō Generator - the one that spawned this.
• Random Zanpakutō Blog Meme - the one that spread around the Net like an infection.

Coded by Telophase, but inspired by the generators at Seventh Sanctum, one of the best time-wasters on the Internet. Hosted at www.magatsu.net. This couldn't have been done without massive input from my LiveJournal friends, especially dragonscholar, tprjones, chomiji, matildarose, lady_ganesh, and mothoc. And most likely several others who I forgot.

--Telophase, 17 July 2007
Email: gmail dot com, telophase14 before the at.